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Recently, the New Orleans Pelicans star Zion was caught in a peach scandal, and many women accused him of being cheated. If you want to know the details of the progress of the incident, bar friends can go to the Zion peach storm topic page to learn more.

American netizens also had a lot of discussions on the peach-colored storm in Zion, and the editor sorted out some discussions among American netizens for bar friends to have dinner ~ ~

[-]jyozefu 616 points 3 days ago

This why he keeps getting injured?

Fan: comrades, it turns out that this is the reason why Xi ‘an has not recovered for a long time, isn’t it?

[-]Big-Recording-1002 197 points 3 days ago

1000% percent

Fans: 1000% absolute!

[-]MondoFool 359 points 3 days ago

pelicans were fighting for their lives while zion was on page 132 of the ebony category

Fans: when the Pelicans are dying, Zion is not idle! With high-quality video content, it has been listed on page 132 of the “black” section of pornographic websites!

[-]ExternalEbb2584 37 points 3 days ago

It’s sad the Zion thinks he has to pay any of these girls to be with him. These girls should be kissing the ground he walks on lol. These NBA dudes really need to broaden their horizons

Fans: Zion even wondered how much it would cost to get those women. This is too bad! Those women should be eager to wash insoles with their tongues, ha ha ha!! These NBA rough guys really need to improve their taste and broaden their horizons!!!

News links >>>> explicit sentences! Adult actress exposure Zion chat record: sexy little X woman how much do you want to get every month

[-]4ps22 30 points 3 days ago

dude said “I dont know how to approach this situation with respect to you. how much do you want me to pay you per month ?” DUDE YOU’RE AN NBA STAR JUST FLY THEM OUT TO FUCK AND THEN SEND THEM BACK

Fans: Yes! The buddy actually said, “I don’t know how to satisfy you. How much do you need every month?”!! Brother!!! You are a famous NBA star!! You should send these women to your crotch to enjoy themselves and send them away directly after finishing the work. That’s right!

[-]SpaceAfricanJesus 197 points 3 days ago

Zion and Ja’s PR teams like “I’m tired boss”

Fans: recently, the public relations teams of Zion and Morant cried weakly, “slow down, brother, this will kill people ~ ~”

Note: Morant has also been caught in the second-shot storm recently.

[-]SpaceSZN 32 points 3 days ago

2019 class just keeps getting worse

Fans: the 2019 draft is really a good player in the collapse ~ ~ ~

[-]McJumbos 35 points 3 days ago

on the bright side at least he aint playing with guns ….

Fans: On the bright side, at least Zion didn’t play with guns, right….

[-]Relcs_ 3 points 3 days ago

Best hope he was shooting blanks though

Fans: well… I can only say that I hope that the “guns” of Zion are all empty bombs…

[-]Uchay101 -27 points 3 days ago

This is worse

Fans: Wouldn’t Zion be worse? Infertility does not heal!

[-]Darkonite40 22 points 3 days ago *

Zion gotta stop havin his hoes put him on blast damn

Fan: Xi ‘an has to think about it. Don’t let those people just press the time bomb for themselves. It’s really too fucking!!

[-]DamnImAwesome 5 points 3 days ago

Someone needs to teach him he can’t put anything in text. If it’s in text it’s getting exposed

Fans: I have to teach him personally. Don’t send a text message!! Don’t you know it will be exposed by screenshots?

(Part of the SMS chat records between Zion and the female owner: the content is that Zion asks if it can be a black and white match)

[-]P0w3rline24 3 points 3 days ago

Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it.

A simple thought that can truly save you

Fans: No! As the saying goes, if you say it with your mouth, you can pretend that it has never happened; If you write it with a pen, you can only bow your head to apologize and admit it! High-end life-saving wisdom often makes you understand in the simplest way ~ ~ ~

[-]BobMarleynthewhalers 23 points 3 days ago

Idc who is fucking who. aslong as I dont see “step dad” “camp” “health” “griffin” “unhappy” any combination of those words this summer im good.

Fans: Hum ~ I have no interest in this matter at all, unless there are evidence of subsequent events such as “stepfather’s Love”, “Camping Day”, “Nurse’s special care”, words like Griffin and unfortunate love ~ ~ ~

[-]BatmanHiveBI 22 points 3 days ago

I thought Zion had a strict step dad who picked out his clothes, why is he in all this mess

Fan: Zion has a strict stepfather who will give advice on everything. Why does Zion still make such a big trouble?

[-]Competitive_Swing_59 27 points 3 days ago

He has freedom now & he is naive from being sheltered

Fans: Because Zion has become independent, he was not beaten by the society much before leaving the shelter of his family ~ ~

[-]Tsunamibo1 1 point 3 days ago

Is there any actual proof zion had anything to do with this pornstar? Anyone can make up a screenshot

Fans: since everyone is saying that Zion has an affair with this porn star, do you have any substantial evidence? Is there anyone who can make a video screenshot or something, so as to convince me to be rigorous!

[-]datbech 0 points 3 days ago

LOL you bastard!

Fans: ha ha ha! This smelly boy upstairs! Abacus bead children are almost flying to my face ~

[-]saharahan 0 points 3 days ago *

Oh man, this sucks. Zion is a POS. Trade his cheatin ass. Way too much drama.

Fans: Oh my God! It’s too fucking, Zion is a POS machine that burns money! Pelican has to trade this cheater quickly!! Put the trouble here as soon as it comes out!!

[-]Duhawk96 2548 points 3 days ago

“I let you fuck me all kinds of ways”

Ain’t no way sis let Zion be on topshe would be dead rn

It’s because he’s fat get it

Fans: “I asked you to try all kinds of postures”??? Impossible, absolutely impossible!! She can’t let Zion exercise on herIn that case, she may have lined up for soup at Naihe bridge now.The fat of hundreds of pounds in Zion can bury her

News Links>Burst! Adult actress “accuses” Zion of failing to expose many popular content to her pregnancy.

[-]Eternal124 549 points 3 days ago

Wait I don’t understand what the flipoh wait now I get it hee fat

Fans: “Wait! What happened? I can’t see anything!!Ah, shit!! He is really fat and sweats!!”

[-]No-Show-3866 762 points 3 days ago

If thats the secret to him losing weight then fuck it line up every strippers available in NOLA

Fans: if this is the secret of Zion to lose weight! Then don’t worry about his wool!! Grab all the New Orleans and queue up for high-intensity “training” for Zion “!!

[-]More_Information_943 387 points 3 days ago

The James harden school of fitness

Fans: gather these reasons and build a body shaping college named “Harden’s favorite college”!

(Photo of Harden and “college classmates”)

[-]jabronified 304 points 3 days ago

Blud went from this to Moriah Mills and then knocked up some instathot? His taste in women is like his taste in food, “everything”

Fan: Zion, the buddy, had sex with this kind of woman (as shown in the following figure), also had sex with Moriah Mills, and now he has sex with Internet celebrity? He picked the taste of women, just like he ate food. He really ate everything and didn’t pick a mouth at all ~ ~ ~

[-]EducationalCreme9044 19 points 2 days ago

Lol when I google Moriah Mills, Google is convincing me she is a musical artist 😀

Fans: hahaha ~~ I also searched Moriah Mills on the internet. Google said she was a musician ~~~:D

[-]Kyky043 20 points 2 days ago

Master at playing the flute

Fan: Upstairs, I don’t know what you suspect! Isn’t she a blowjob player?!

[-]cooly329 1035 points 2 days ago

Why is she trying so hardtweeting like it’s game 7 of the finals

Fans: Anyway, why did she output so hard on Twitter!It looks like you are fighting for the finals ~ ~ ~

Note: Moriah Mills, the biggest female owner of today’s Zion incident, is still breaking news on Twitter!

News Links>

Keep firing! Adult actress @ Zion: you can’t enter the playoffs because you want to play sports with me.

Continue to break the news! Adult actress sent a push to reveal that Zion has smoked marijuana

[-]PalletTownStripClub 522 points 2 days ago

This is her Finals. Trashy but I respect the hustle. Hoe of Fame level roasts from her.

Fans: this is her finals!! Although she was unsightly, she tried her best to Rob what she deserved. I admire it very much! She is a series of big kills on Twitter, which is nothing else in the Hall of Fame!!!

[-]vivekisprogressive 208 points 2 days ago

This is her Jordan flu game.

Fans: Yes! This is her Jordan Bird Flu Battle!!!

[-]hello_dali 42 points 1 day ago

Leaving after Zion spit in her mouth last week thinking she got the bag

Fans: last week, she swallowed hundreds of millions of descendants of Zion and thought she could get hundreds of millions of properties of Zion ~ ~ ~

[-]Swuttament 667 points 2 days ago

See fellas, this why you just watch porn and beat your meat. Zion out there tryna be a real porn star

Fans: Now everyone knows it! This thing teaches us a truth, the role of porn is only used to give us masturbate! Zion actually did something with the one who took the film, which violated the natural law of the film. Maybe it’s not a good thing!!

[-]Fire-Giant 254 points 2 days ago

Exactly this is why I chose not to be in the NBA and banging hoes. Much rather be in my basement

Fans: Hum ~ this is the reason why I don’t play NBA. Once I join NBA, it will breed love and bad habits just because of it! Clean my body like me, calm down in the dark basement, skillfully hit my hands and rushed away from the floating dust intelligently ~ ~

[-]ScottBroChill69 17 points 1 day ago

It’s all about integrity, and if jerking off in a dark room alone is an indicator of that, than I’m overflowing with it.

Fans: Still! A gentleman is like a jade! If you stay in the dark room and fight, it is a gentleman’s act! Then I will be the first gentleman in the world!!!

Source: Reddit

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